Procrastinate to masturbate.
Age 27, Male
Joined on 4/9/12
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Crush an angry ground creature
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Get punched by a banana
Smash a goomba
Launch the Turtle
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.